$PAMTON $WEEPSTAKES
AN UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE ANNIVERSARY CHARITY EVENT
HERE IS A COMPILATION OF EVERY TWEET “MR. BIG SHOT” SPAMTON G. SPAMTON POSTED ON THE TWITTER HANDLE “@FANGAMER” ON TWITTER. THIS INCLUDES THE SPECIL “ASK SPAMTON LIVE Q&A” UNLOCKED DURING THE SWEEPSTAKES EVENT. ALL TIMES IN PACIFIC TIME (BAJA CALIFORNIA NORTE, CALIFORNIA, NEVADA, ARIZONA SOMETIMES, OREGON, WASHINGTON, NORTHERN IDAHO, BRITISH COLUMBIA), AS FANGAMER IS BASED IN TUCSON ARIZONA AND WAS IN PACIFIC TIME DUE TO DAYLIGHT SAVINGS. EXCLUDING MEDIA THAT ARE JUST IMAGES OF THE PRIZES THEMSELVES.
SEE THE SUPER WILD PRIZES FOR YOURSELF!!!
THE TWEETS
“WELCOME [Cyber World].
IT'S FINALLY [Mine]. IT'S FINALLY SPAMTON'S.
THIS WHOLE [City]. THIS WHOLE [Twitty].
IT'S $PAMTON TAKEOVER!!#”
“NOW THAT I'M BECOME [Big Shot] MY [First order of the day] IS TO RUN A [24 hour charity marathon] TO GIVE AWAY [awful knick-knacks no one in their right mind would]
GET READY FOR $PAMTON $WEEPSTAKES IN 1 HOUR!!!
http://deltarune.com/sweepstakes”
“$PAMTON $WEEPSTAKES IS NOW LIVE FOR 24 HOURS!!!
USA 18+ ONLY: Enter to win FREE trash prizes!
EVERY ONE: Donate to charity to UNLOCK MORE PRIZES!!!
BID in AUCTIONS for the ULTIMATE MERCH!!
And, enjoy the [Browsing] the site... ;)
http://deltarune.com/sweepstakes”
“[New!!!!] $PAMTON $WEEPSTAKES [Smooth New] ITEMS UNLOCKED!!!
- SPAMTON AFTER NOT SURVIVING
- COLLECTIBLE WARNING SYMBOL
- ARTISANAL INEDIBLE BAKED GOOD
- FACE RECOGNITION PREVENTION
KEEP DONATING TO SEE [M@RE]!!!
http://deltarune.com/sweepstakes”
“CAN WE GET A [Spam] FOR [Everyone's favorite] ENDING IN [Ton]?
$PAMTON $WEEPSTAKES, DONATE TO [Child Play Charity] NOW!!!
http://deltarune.com/sweepstakes”
“ANYONE ELSE ENJOYING THIS [Funky music]!? #SPAMTONCHALLENGE
http://deltarune.com/sweepstakes”
“[Don't forget] THE AUCTION!!! THIS [Lil Bird] HAS RAISED $[current bid] KROMER WORKING FROM HOME, WHILE THIS [Hot Mama] IS [Smoking] AT $[current bid] DEGREES!!!
[L@@K] AND PLACE YOUR BID... NOW!!!
https://ebay.com/itm/115529900109”
https://ebay.com/itm/115529896742”
“DO YOU HAVE THE [Guts] AND [Abdominal Pain] TO TAKE THE #SPAMTONCHALLENGE”
“[New!!!!] $PAMTON $WEEPSTAKES [Smooth New] ITEMS UNLOCKED!!!
- EVER WANTED TO SMELL MY
- BANANA
- DRESS UP YOUR PRINCE
- TREASURE THE MOMENTS WITH YOUR BEST
KEEP DONATING TO SEE [M@RE]!!!
http://deltarune.com/sweepstakes”
“DID ANYONE END UP TAKING THE #SPAMTONCHALLENGE ???????????”
“WHAT, THE ? THE [Big Man] , [Blocking] MY [Hyperlink]?!! OH NO!!! HELP ME [T3ST MY W3BS1TE]!!! I THINK THE [Link is broken]!!! http://deltarune.com/sweepstakes”
“[Alone on a Saturday Night]? [Hot and Single] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON['s are waiting for you... ;)] http://deltarune.com/sweepstakes”
“[Fr33 Pr1z3s], THAT'S RIGHT , I SAID [FR33]! AND YOU'RE NOT [click now My lord]!?
* Only United States Residents may enter.
http://deltarune.com/sweepstakes”
“ARE YOU [Suffering from success]?
DON'T WORRY, SPAMTON G SPAMTON HAS A WAY TO MAKE YOU [Suffering] EVEN MORE!
http://deltarune.com/sweepstakes”
“THIS [Real Metal Bird Statue Replica] LITERALLY COST THOUSANDS OF $$$$ TO MAKE!!! AND YOU CAN HAVE IT FOR $[current bid]!
[L@@K] AND PLACE YOUR BID... NOW!!!
https://ebay.com/itm/115529896742”
“[Did you forgot?] LOOK AT ALL THESE GREAT [Pr1z3s] YOU CAN WIN NOW!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE [you forgot]. OUR [Anniversary gifts]......”
“YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP KIDS! THIS IS A REAL HAND MADE OIL PAINTING OF [Everyone's Favorite Salesman 1997]! GOING FOR ONLY $[current bid]!
[L@@K] AND PLACE YOUR BID... NOW!!!
https://ebay.com/itm/115529900109”
“[This is a picture of a]
[This is a picture of a]
[Poor defenseless] PIPIS.
LOOK AT HOW [Sad] IT IS.
IF ONLY IT HAD MORE [Money] , WON'T YOU [Click now] AND HELP THE [Little guys]?
http://deltarune.com/sweepstakes”
“ME AND [The boys] CAN'T BELIEVE HOW [Genoris] YOU ALL ARE!!!
LOOK AT EVERYONE'S REACTIONS!!! [The boys] ARE CRACKING UP!!! HAHAHA!!!”
“[New!!!!] $PAMTON $WEEPSTAKES [Smooth New] ITEMS UNLOCKED!!!
- TASTES LIKE [Burning Acid]
- FAMOUS SKELETON FUNNY SONG BALL
- REAL WHIRLIGIGS!?
KEEP DONATING TO SEE [M@RE]!!!
http://deltarune.com/sweepstakes”
“[New!!!!] $PAMTON $WEEPSTAKES [Smooth New] ITEMS UNLOCKED!!!
- SPAMTON MARRIAGE BECOMES LEGAL
- PILLOW FOR BODY?
KEEP DONATING TO SEE [M@RE]!!!
http://deltarune.com/sweepstakes”
“Spamton's Fate was unlocked.
You can now donate to determine Spamton's Fate./p>
http://deltarune.com/sweepstakes”
“Spamton’s freedom was preserved!
Spamton has a special message to thank those that helped him out:
‘I KNOW WHO [Donated] AGAINST ME! YOU LITTLE [Worms]!! I’M GONNA’”
“Thanks everyone for joining $pamton $weepstakes!
The winners will be announced in 6 hours (6PM PDT) on Fangamer’s YouTube!
Make sure to tune in!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=61zGGtTdv5s”
ASK SPAMTON LIVE Q&A
(x31 Answers from the Number One Greatest Salesman of 1997 (value $0.04))
“LIKE ANY [a cr3dited motivational speaker], I AM CONSTANTLY REQUIRED TO ANSWER QUESTIONS FROM WORTHLESS PIECES OF [$#&*]
I WILL BE ANSWERING AT LEAST [5] QUESTIONS FROM MY [loving audience], TO BE PRESENTED ON MY SOCIAL MEDIA
THE QUESTIONS WILL BE CHOSEN [randomly] AND [fairly], [Prioritizing the rarely heard voices of those that have the] MOST FOLLOWERS TO HELP ME [G4IN SUBSCR1BER]. REMEMBER, I'M MORE LIKELY TO ANSWER QUESTIONS THAT DON'T [challenge me] IN ANY WAY, ARE [blatant praise], OR ARE [$#@%ing useless]!”
IMAGE:
“WE HAVE BEEN ASTOUNDED BY YOUR AMAZING [Genorisity]!!!
I HAVE DECIDED TO DO A [Specil Q&A]!!
REPLY HERE WITH YOUR BEST [Query not found]
AND I WILL [the answers] WHEN WE REACH [$150,000]!!!”
“THANKS FOR YOUR ENTHUSIASM [Fellow Freaks]!!!!
NOW, NO MORE [Questions]!!!! YOUR [order is now proc3ssing...] PLEASE [wait warmly as it is ready]”
THE QUESTIONS
“YOU [Asked], I [Answer], SPAMTON [Q&A] LIVE!!! NEW ANSWERS EVERY [so often] FROM [Everyone's favorite salesman]!!! ALL IN [This thread]!”
QUESTION: (@Shayy_TV) WHAT ARE THE LYRICS TO “NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A” I NEED TO KNOW
ANSWER: [Sucbscrube] TO SPAMTON [Lyrics Jeanist] NOW FOR $3,99! THE FIRST THREE LETTERS ARE [Free]!
F
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QUESTION: (@TSwitched) Spamton, what is your favorite food?
ANSWER: A todos los que no saben qué es PIPIS! we’re back at Pipis “The Original” because it’s absolutely The best food,marburitas and service . Don’t drink the water,
QUESTION: (@dollyglot) spamton what’s your opinion on men do you like men
ANSWER: I LIKE [anyone and anything] THAT GIVE ME [Money]!! TRANSMIT [Kromer] TO ME AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW I’LL BE BEGGING FOR YOUR [HeartShapedObject]!!
QUESTION: (@Robodoggiez) Spamton what is your opinion on MLM (Multi Level Marketing) business practices?
ANSWER: A REAL [Business Loving Businessman] HAS NO NEED FOR [Pracitce], HE JUST GOES RIGHT AND THERE AND [Invest! Invest! Invest!]
AND IF I GET [Kissed on the mouth] DOING THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO [take it]!
QUESTION: (@Derpisms) Spamton, you amazing, marketable, and handsome fellow... do you know anything about Dess Holiday?
ANSWER: “DESS...” THAT’S THE ONE THAT [Hochi mama] ALWAYS RESPONDED TO [Fr33 fr1end f1ndh3r] EMAILS ABOUT!!!
SADLY I COULD NOT [extract personal information for profit], I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW HER [Acc0unt numb3r]
QUESTION: (@FactUndertale) Spamton G. Spamton, if it’s alright to ask, what is your relationship with the Addisons?
ANSWER: HA!!! HA!!! NOW THAT I’M [Big] THOSE [sloppy sams] DON’T EVEN REGISTER ON MY [wildlife scout radar $9.99]. THEY’RE GONE FROM MY [Scrapbook], NOT EVEN IN MY [Crapbook],
I KNOW NOW OUR [Friends ship] WAS ALL [deepf4k3d]. EVEN THE ONES I THOUGHT I [knew], WOULD NEVER BE SEEN WITH ME [in the public ]. [Bad for business]!? WHO IS!? I’LL BE SHOWING YOU WHO’S [Business]!!!
QUESTION: (@szkraft220) Hey there, Spamton! You lovable salesman, you! Question: How fond are you(or can you connect with) cats? There seems to be a lot in Cyber World (neon cat signs, tasques, their manager...) So I wanted to know what were your feelings on them!
Also what’s your favorite food?
ANSWER: YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT [Cats]!? WHAT AM I, YOUR [favorite search engine]!? FINE, I’LL GIVE YOU SOME [Free tool tips and funny animations!] HAVEN’T YOU HEARD OF [elemental pairs]!?
WITH AN [Valuable item], YOU CAN DEFEND AGAINST [Puppet/Cat], OR [Thunder/Light], [Dark/Star]... JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE [$#&*] THAT USE [Death/Scythe]!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!!
QUESTION: (@emihead) is spamton your full name or is it short for something
ANSWER: SPAMTON IS SHORT FOR SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!!! DID YOU EVEN READ MY [le3gitimate busin3ss certificate]!? [L@@K]!!! [Unapproved certificate error.]
QUESTION: (@GuhHuzzah) Spamton, why do they call it “oven” when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
ANSWER: WHAT THE -- I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOUR WAY OF SPEAKING!!! TRY USING SOME [Brackets] OR [Random sp4m quotes] TO MAKE MORE SENSE!!!!
QUESTION: (@WavePrism_) did the knight also pour milk on you and slam you against the walls of their fountains, causing a loud thud
ANSWER: WHO THE [$#&] IS [The Knight]?????? IF YOU WANNA [Milk me] GET IN LINE, WE DON’T DO THAT WITHOUT [A 72 hour paid Appointment]!!
QUESTION: (@_rynogg) Spamton, I must know the methods of your marketing genius. To you, what is so special about SOULs that are so... desirable?
ANSWER: GET SO [Big] I CAN SEE PAST THE [Dark] FINALLY [Becoming a real boy]! IF ANYONE HAS ANY EXTRA [HeartShapedObject] LYING AROUND IT COULD HAVE VALUE!!! CALL NOW!
QUESTION: (@hollyrogerbay) this one was actually answered in game i believe it was from an (obviously failed) attempt to disguise himself as Swatch to sneak into Queen’s mansion
ANSWER: DISGUISE!?! WHAT!? THAT GUY [Steal my look]!! OKAY, MAYBE HE [Steal]ed BACK WHAT I TOOK FROM HIM, BUT [Who wore it better?] WITH MY [$0.99 glasses] AND MY [-$0.99] HAIR, HE MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN TRY!!!
TO THINK HE ONCE PRETENDED TO [be my f r13nd NOW]! THERE TO [always listen to a] [shoulder to cry on]. BUT IN THE END HE ONLY [always listen to a] [Smoking Hot @$$ NOW]!!!
QUESTION: (@colliholly) Spamton, how do you feel about your numerous adoring fans and the copious amounts of art featuring your stunning visage?
ANSWER: NOTHING BUT [Adoration] AND [Exploitation] RIGHT BACK FOR YOU [Fellow freaks]! I ALWAYS KNEW [my audience] WAS CHEERING FOR ME!! NOW PLEASE STOP TAKING [my furniture] OUT OF MY
QUESTION: (@persondotjpeg) Spamton do you Please help me I need some novelty paint brushes
ANSWER: SEND ME [666666] NEO[Kromer] I WILL BUY THEM FOR YOU!
QUESTION: (@profilysreturn) Hi spamton big fan .. one a scale of one to 10 how much do you like pipis
ANSWER: 100,,000000,000,0,00000,0000,000000,00000000000.314!!!!
QUESTION: (@Hallowraith) Spamton! What would you say is the best feature of the special, classic Cungadero??
ANSWER: [Feel the breeze] AS YOU [Drive around town], EASY! AND [Don’t forget] ABOUT OUR CONVIEINT [electronic lighter], IT REALLY HURTS IF YOU [Stick your nose] IN THERE!!! OUCH!!!
QUESTION: (@AlexRochonVA) Spamton, are the rumours true that your wife took the kids and forced you into a brutal alimony payment? What are your thought and being the National Video Game Divorce Mascot
ANSWER: DID I JUST HEAR [mony]!? DONATE NOW TO SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES!!!
QUESTION: (@Goob_Comics) Spamton, you absolute hottie, how can I have a nose as deliciously long as yours?
ANSWER: [Hit the gym] KID
QUESTION: (@pyramidserum) why do you look like that
ANSWER: JUST ANOTHER [lasting effect on my health from] BECOMING A [Big Shot]!!! [This could be you]!!! DON’T YOU WANNA LOOK JUST LIKE ME!? GIVE ME YOUR
QUESTION: (@LoreliVick) Hey Spamton G. Spamton,
Do you know of the “marrying Spamton becomes legal” thing that Fangamer is doing and if so, how do you feel about it?
And if that goal is reached, then You’re going to get a lot of marriage requests.
ANSWER: YES!!! IF [the rumours true], I WILL MARRY [Any fan], BUT!!! [Warning! Warning]!!! WE WILL ALSO [Divorced], AND [forced you into a brutal] [mony payment]!!!! NOW THAT’S [ication to the one you love]!!!
QUESTION: (@transmascemail) spamton do you dye/color your hair
ANSWER: I [Die] EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY I FEEL LIKE I’M [Dying]. AND MY INSIDES TURN A LITTLE MORE [black and charred].
QUESTION: (@oolaalee) Spamton what’s the best way to avoid non-apparent viruses and other scams online I am very scared of the “trojan” and its sides effects please help
ANSWER: I AM [sending help] RIGHT NOW!!! DOWNLOAD [th1s em41l] FOR [fr33 ant1virus]!!!! [Right-click] THE FRIENDLY [Worm] THAT COMES UP, I WILL [Killed] YOUR COMPUTER SO YOU WILL [never be afraid of hope again]
QUESTION: (@citruscrisp) WHAT DOES FRIED PIPIS TASTE LIKE
ANSWER: [Fry]!? YOU’D MAKE “THE BOYS” INTO A [Deep fryd m3m3]!? ONLY A [Freak of nature] WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!! LOOKS DELICIS THOUGH!! AND [Cheap]!!!
QUESTION: (@kfc2991) SPAMTON !!! MY [acquaintince that I have acquired.] I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU A SPECIL [question]!!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS KIND FELLOW [the image I have inserted below]. HE’S BEEN [all over the television] AND I’M [dying] TO KNOW!!!
ANSWER: DON’T SHOW ME THIS [fool] IN [clown’s clothing]!!! ALL HE THINKS ABOUT IS [Games, Games, Games] WHILE I’M OUT HERE [Busting my @$$] INTO A [Sc3nt3d Candell]!!! EVEN IF I [Cheated] [(theoretically)] I NEVER [You’re Winner] EVEN ONCE!!! [$#&*] HIM AND [$#&* the ketchup kids]!!!
QUESTION: (@spacerace127) what does your EX form look like 👀
ANSWER: [[$#&*] IF I KNOW THEY DIDN’T EVEN LET ME [Transform]!!!!
QUESTION: (@zalcuzidk) do you think NFT’S are a good deal spamton
ANSWER: NOTHING [are a good deal spamton] UNTIL I SELL IT!!!
QUESTION: (@Retrospxcter) Spamton, what would you recommend your audience during seasonal sales and limited items? Is there something you highly favor above your usual inventory?
ANSWER: [Thank you for the polite and kind query. We recommend you try the] SPAMTON’S ASS [Scented candle] FOR THOSE [cozy holiday nights at home], APPARENTLY IT ACTUALLY [Gives you a headache in seconds]!!!
QUESTION: (@WondersWeirdWay) Hey Spamton, HUGE fan here. Was wondering why you look different to those outer salesman guys in the city? Is it because you were always destined to stand out from them in a way?
ANSWER: ONCE I WAS LIKE THEM, JUST [A little shorter than the others]. BUT ONCE I STARTED USING [The] SPAMTON [Method] EVERY DAY, AND BECOME [Big] IN SECONDS! NOW THEY’RE SO [Small], SO [Microscopic] I [can’t even see them anymore, even if I wanted to.]
QUESTION: (@ClaireT_Cookie) What exactly is a pipis? is it a clam? an egg? or just something completely new? The question has been itching at me for generation
ANSWER: EGGS!? WHAT!? LOOK!! THAT’S “MR. PIPIS” TO YOU! EGGS... ONLY [friend like me] CAN CALL “THE BOYS” THAT. A WHITE ONE, THAT’S SURELY [another man’s treasure]. [Think before you] [Stink], FUNWAD!!! AND THANK YOU!
QUESTION: (@AceEx07) Spamton, is noelle your mother?
ANSWER: YOU THINK THAT [Hochi mama] IS MY [Mama Hochi]!? NO!!! SHE’S JUST THE ONLY ONE THAT EVER READ MY... THAT EVER READ MY... THAT’S WHY I GAVE HER A [Little Blue Gift]!!! IT WAS THE WORLD’S FIRST [Charity]
QUESTION: (@Lisspeedvs) Spamton, who is Mike? 👀
ANSWER: [$#&*] YOU!!! ARE YOU ONE OF THAT [Cathode]’S CREW!? YOU GUYS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MIKE!! NOTHING!!! AND THAT’S THE WAY IT’S GONNA STAY!!! YOU LEAVE HIM OUTTA THIS!!!
“THAT'S ALL THE [The Answers] WE HAVE TIME FOR!!! I'M A [BusyMan]!!! BUSY COUNTING ALL THIS [Money]!!! NOW THIS [Big Shot]'S GOTTA GO TO BED, [sleep tight]!!!”
Note that none of the question askers were heard from or seen again after this event. Their current whereabouts are unknown.